Chicago Traders Have Some Fun With OWS

(via James Taranto’s Twitter feed.)

The traders at the Chicago Board of Trade seem to be taking the whole “Occupy Wall Street” movement in stride, and they’re pushing back with humor and some healthy mockery.

We already saw the “We are the 1%” manifesto from the traders:

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. We get up at 5am & work until 10pm or later. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. We don’t take an hour or more for a lunch break. We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. We eat what we kill, and when the only thing left to eat is on your dinner plates, we’ll eat that.

Now?  They decided to provide some paperwork to help out the protesters:

In the middle of an Occupy Chicago teach-in this week, traders at the Chicago Board of Trade dumped several sheets of paper on top of the heads of protesters below. Demonstrators were angered to find out they were showered with employment applications for McDonald’s.

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